Reality Show

if reality was as dramatic as reality shows

we wouldn't watch them.

And sometimes I feel like if a camara started following me around

people would never watch my show.

However,

other times I feel as though my life

could be creatively written into a soap opera.

Or a remake of Hamlet...

the "to be or not to be; that is the question" part

not the my Uncle is taking my thrown

and killed my father

and is trying to kill me

seeing the ghost of my murdered father part.

Is that the right plot?

who cares?

not me...

No DRAMA!

cut the crap

say it straight

be straight up...

NO DRAMA!